Quotes from the Movie Blazing Saddles

Maybe I could turn this thing into my advantage... if I could find a sheriff who so offends the citizens of Rock Ridge that his very appearance would drive them out of town. But where would I find such a man? ... Why am I asking you?

Hedley Lamarr

Where's my froggy?

Hedley Lamarr

Shut up, you Teutonic twat!!

Hedley Lamarr

You will merely be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost-certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor.

Hedley Lamarr

Taxi! Drive me off of this picture!

Hedley Lamarr

How did he do such terrific stunts... with such little feet?!

Hedley Lamarr

I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists!

Hedley Lamarr

Horses! We can't afford to lose no horses you dummy! Send a couple-a niggers.

Taggart

Dang, that was lucky! God darn near lost a $400 handcart!

Taggart

Don't just lie around getting a suntan. Ain't gonna do you no good no how!

Taggart

An uppity nigger went and hit me on the head with a shovel.

Taggart

Gaw-lee, Mr. Lamarr: you use your tongue purdier than a $20 whore!

Taggart

Piss on you, I'm workin' for Mel Brooks!

Taggart

Send a wire to the main office, and tell them that I said... OW!!!

Taggart

Come on, boys! The way you're lollygaggin' around here with them picks and them shovels, you'd think it was a hundert an' twenty degree!...Can't be more than a hundert an' fourteen!

Lyle